LIFE IS A SURPRISE.''OSHO''

OSHO, IS LIFE NOT SOMETIMES FAR MORE SURPRISING THAN FICTIONS

THEMSELVES?

Praghosh,

NOT ONLY SOMETIMES BUT ALWAYS. Fictions are only reflections of life -- how

can they be more surprising? No fiction is so fictitious as life itself; life is made of the

stuff called dreams. Hence the mystic says life is illusion, MAYA, a mirage. It is a

mystery, unfathomable, infinite, beginningless, endless.

So I will not say that only sometimes it is surprising; each moment of it is a surprise, but

you don't feel it. You feel it only once in a while when something really extraordinary

happens and you are shocked into wakefulness.

 

Only then do you understand that life is far more surprising -- because you are fast asleep. Unless something out of the way, very

outlandish, far out, happens, and you are shaken and shocked into a little bit of

awareness, only then do you see what a miracle life is, how much surprise it contains.

But to the Buddhas each moment of it is a surprise, because it is each moment new,

renewing itself. Everything is extraordinary if you are alert, if you are sensitive enough, if

you are open enough. Then the whole of life, from the mundane to the sacred, from the

lowest to the highest, the whole of life is such a mystery that you are always in for a

surprise. It depends on your sensitivity, it depends on your awareness, it depends how

conscious you are.

A Zen Master was asked, "What did you use to do before you became enlightened?"

He said, "I used to chop wood and carry water from the well for my Master's house."

The inquirer asked, "And now that you have become enlightened, what do you do?"

He said, "I chop wood and carry water."

The inquirer was obviously puzzled. "Then what is the difference? You used to chop

wood and carry water, you still chop wood and still carry water -- then what is the

difference?"

The Master laughed. He said, "The difference is infinite! Before I simply used to chop

wood not knowing the beauties that surrounded me. Now chopping wood is not the same

because I am not the same. My eyes are not the same, my heart beats in a different

rhythm -- my heart beats with the heart of the whole. There is a synchronicity, there is

harmony.

"Carrying water from the well is the same from the outside, but my interior has become

totally different. I am a new man, I am born again! Now I can see in depth, I can see into

the very core of things, and each pebble has become a diamond, and each song of a bird

is nothing but a call from God, and whenever a flower blooms, God blooms for me.

Looking into people's eyes I am looking into God's eyes. Yes, on the surface I am

carrying on the same activity, but because I am not the same the world is not the same."

Start becoming a little more alert and watch things, and you will be surprised. Life is

mysterious, unexplainable -- life is absurd. You cannot prove anything for or against.

Tertullian says: I believe in God because God is absurd -- CREDO QUIA ABSURDUM.

WHY do I believe in God? -- because God is absurd! No logic can prove him, no logic

can disprove him. It is a love affair. And life is very hilarious because it is very ridiculous

too.

If you become a little alert you will find love, light, laughter, everywhere!

It is said that when Hotei attained enlightenment he started laughing. He lived at least

thirty years afterwards; he continued laughing for thirty years. Even in sleep his disciples

would hear him giggling. His whole message to the world was laughter; he would go

from one town to another just laughing. He would stand in one marketplace, then in

another, just laughing, and people would gather. His laughter had something of the

beyond -- a Buddha's laughter. He is known in Japan as 'the laughing Buddha'.

His laughter was so contagious that whosoever heard it would start laughing. Soon the

whole marketplace would be laughing; crowds would gather and laugh and they would

ask him, "Just give us a few instructions."

He would say, "Nothing more, this is enough. If you can laugh, if you can laugh totally, it

is meditation."

Laughter was his device. It is said many people became enlightened through Hotei's

laughter. That was his only meditation: to laugh and help people laugh.

Just watch life, and you will be surprised.

A Scot, an Italian and a Jewish man were dining together in an expensive restaurant.

When the bill arrived, the Scotsman promptly declared that he would take it.

Now this is impossible! "The Scotsman promptly declared that he would take it." Can

you believe it? Is it possible? It has never happened, it is not going to happen -- but that

day it happened.

The next day the newspapers carried the headline: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT

IN RESTAURANT."

McLeod and his wife visited one of the circus airfields where they charge fifty dollars for

a plane ride just around the town. Naturally he would not spend the money until the pilot

approached him.

"I will take you and your wife up for nothing," he said. "It will be a rough ride -- but if

you and your wife let out one single word, one sound, while we are up there, then it is

double."

McLeod accepted the challenge and up they went. It really was a rough ride -- dives,

loops, turnovers. Finally they landed.

"You win," said the pilot. "Not a word out of you."

"No," said the Scotsman. "But I almost did speak when my wife fell out."

Just look at people! And each person is a fiction, and each person carries so many stories

in his heart. Love people, search in their souls, and you will not need to go to the movies

and you will not need to read novels. EACH person contains many novels and many

movies, but we don't listen to people. We don't see people face to face, we don't hold

their hands, we don't allow them to open their hearts.

For the first time humanity has become very closed. Each person is living a windowless

life, completely encapsulated. Open up! Throw your doors and windows open. Let wind

and rain and sun come in Let people enter into you and you enter into people's lives. That

is the only way to become aware of the tremendous mystery of life. And to be aware of

the mystery of life is to be aware of God.

One day King Arthur decided to go in search of the Holy Grail, but he hesitated to leave

his knight, Sir Lancelot, with his wife, Queen Guinevere, so he went to ask the wise

Merlin for advice. Merlin told him to give him a few days to think it over.

A few days later King Arthur returned to see Merlin who proudly showed him his new

invention -- a chastity belt. Puzzled, King Arthur looked at it and said, "But this is no

good -- it has the hole in the wrong place! "

Merlin said, "No, no! You just watch this." And he picked up a pencil and put it in the

hole. The pencil snapped in half.

King Arthur was absolutely delighted and departed with the belt. After putting it on his

wife he set off in search of the Holy Grail, his mind at peace about Guinevere and Sir

Lancelot.

Many weeks later he returned -- and immediately lined up all his knights in the castle

courtyard and told them to pull down their trousers. Lo and behold, all the knights were

castrated except the one at the end of the line, Sir Lancelot.

King Arthur, distraught at having mistrusted his gallant knight -- the only one to have

upheld the honor of Queen Guinevere -- went up to him and said, "I give you my humble

apologies. You are the knight that I mistrusted the most, but in fact you are the most

loyal. I will grant you anything that you ask for. Say what it is that you desire."

And Sir Lancelot went, "Mm mm mm...."